Anyway, let's get the show on the road. Here's Alice.
Greg: Welcome, Alice! Alice, that's a lovely name, but, uh, I don't know your full name, what exactly is it?
Alice: Some people say that my full name is Alice Liddell, a young friend of Mr. Carroll's. Personally, I prefer to be called Alice. Just Alice. As for my last name...I'm not telling!
Greg: Oh, well, okay, Alice it is, then. How old are you, Alice?
Alice: I'm seven annd a half, if you please, but many people are surprised by that. They always think I'm older, although I can't understand why.
Greg: Yes, well, if I may say so, you seem very grown up for one so young. As I mentioned in the introduction, your first adventure began when you chased a little white rabbit down a hole. What about the rabbit attracted your attention, and why did you chase him down a hole?
Alice: First of all, I would like to make it perfectly plain that I was in no way looking to cause anyone any problems. in spite of what the Queen of Hearts might say. My growth spurt had nothing to do with the stolen tarts. It was also not my intention to knock over the jury box. Besides, not allowing people to grow a mile tall is such a silly law. I'll admit that it is out of the ordinary, but certainly nothing to lose one's head over.
Greg: I heartily agree with that, my dear, but you didn't really answer the question.
Alice: Question? What question?
Greg: What made you chase the rabbit down the hole?
Alice: Rabbit? Oh, yes of course, the rabbit. As I recall, it was a dreadfully boring summer day. There was nothing to do except laze by the river. When the White Rabbit ran past, it was impossible not to notice him. For one thing, I was bored, for another, who wouldn't notice a rabbit dressed in a smart suit of clothes, looking at his pocketwatch? It's just not the sort of thing one sees every day, or at least it wasn't then. so of course I had to follow him.
Greg: When you put it that way, how could you not? Following the rabbit got you started on what would be a long, strange trip, so to speak. What stands out as the strangest encounter on your journey?
